And today's fun lesson for the MiniMonster is: Mommy doesn't Bluff.
When she says you WILL get a time out if you touch the glasses on the side table, you will get a time out when you touch the glasses on the side table, because she doesn't want to clean her lemonade off the floor, or off the yarn for your blanket.
You will get a time out even if you think it's hysterical to move your hand a little.... tiny... tiny bit closer every time she looks at you until you poke the glass with one... single... finger.
Cause mommy isn't bluffing even if it was amusingly wiseass of you.
